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rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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fifthchapter:

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-ELEMENO-P

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livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of Science class.

Shout out also to the Atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs because Science.

Shout out to everyone who can accept Science and Religion co-existing.

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

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stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

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beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

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spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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